Public service announcement time, folks. There is no quick fix. There is no instant answer. There is no effortless solution to your woes.
Not for weight loss. Not for becoming a millionaire. Not for learning a foreign language. Not for solving racial discord. Not for gaining the respect of others. Not for detoxifying your body. Not for 'male enhancement.' Not for growing bushels of your own tomatoes. Not for achieving true happiness. Not for mastering the classics. Not for living the life of your dreams.
If you want to lose weight, you have to burn more calories than you consume. Period. If you want to get rich, you have to spend less than you earn. Period. If you want to learn a foreign language well, you have to study it and spend some time immersed in it. If you want to solve racial discord, you have to do something other than looting and burning stuff. If you want to gain the respect of others, you have to not be a douche (refer to the previous item). If you want to detoxify your body, you have to quit putting toxic shit in it and drink more water (I admittedly suck at both of those things - but I'm also not whining about detoxifying, and it's my blog, so take my advice or don't). If you want male enhancement...well, sorry. If you want to grow your own tomatoes, you have to plant the right seeds in the right soil and tend to them carefully. If you want to achieve true happiness, you have to make good life choices. If you want to master the classics, you have to slog through and f*&king read them. If you want to live the life of your dreams, you have to get off your ass and work hard to make it happen.
A little gloomy and existential, maybe? Sure. But obviously not common sense, because goddamn.
That is all.